Wow . . . you take no bullshit . . . I dun wanna get on your bad side. But, you know what the best torture is? Plucking every single hair on his body and then taking out his nails, all of them, one by one ever so slowly. With tiny needles, poking every single pore with care, making sure he bleeds from every hole on his body. Finally, use the victims credit card to hire Justin Bieber to sing while he slowly bleeds to death . . .
Who's a savage now? :p
Wow, I couldn't have said that better myself. I praise this beautiful paragraph.
.....I FOUND MY NEW PARTNER IN CRIME!!!! JOIN ME FRIEND AND WE SHALL DESTROY ALL WHO HAVE HURT OUR ADORABLE UKES AND GORGEOUS SEMES
...hey can I join in??? Let's not forget the bamboo growth implement, slowly peal the outer layer of skin off so every touch burns and hurts, putting a glass rod up the uritha than shatter it, and the list goes on. Wow this is fun thinking of ways to make that Jack asshole pay.
So, we are becoming a team, now? I call being second in command . . . because "shadow-king" is my middle name . . .
I will pull the strings from the sidelines, controlling the puppet- I mean, the commander.
We shall do this on one condition, I get to keep some of them semes . . . yass bish! And that bamboo torture! I can't believe I forgot about that!
Lets do dis . . . (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ #SaveLeLovers!
I love all of you. Just putting that out there
<3 ^_^
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT IM WAITING FOR ERIC TO WHIP OUT SOME BAD ASS HALFLING PHEREMONE BUT THAT CAN WAIT A SEC!! JACK THE MOTHER FUCKING RIPPER!!! YOU BETTER STEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SHELLY OR I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!! I WILL SHOW YOU A HELL YOU NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED EVEN WITH THAT SICK FUCKED UP BRAIN OF YOURS!!! BECAUSE GUESS WHAT! I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE INTERNET AND I KNOW SO MANY FORMS OF TORUTURE AND YOU MAKE ME HATE YOU ENOUGH TO EXECUTE THEM!!! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SHELLY AND ERIC!!! YOU KNOW WHAT!? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HUMPTY TOO! YOU DESERVE EXACTLY NO HAPPINESS!!! I WILL STRAP YOU TO A RACK AND MAKE YOU GROW A FEW FEET!!! I WILL SHOVE A PEAR OF ANGUISH SO FAR UP YOUR ASS ITS LIKE GETTING GANGED RAPED BY EVERY PERSON YOU EVER KILLED!!! I WILL LOCK YOU IN AN IRON MAIDEN AND WATCH YOU BLEED OUT!!! I WILL DO THIS AND SO MUCH MORE IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOYS ANYMORE!!!
Im sorry I just really like shell and Eric...