Srsly, Just reply 'at least someone wants me, you ugly face snotty forever unloved virgin-brat.' and take an elegant seat.
Virgin-brat I felt attacked:(
Why do you project it onto you? There's no need for that.
Cuz I am one
Duuuude, there is no need to put private information like this onto the internet. Take care with your personal data, pls.
Much more important than whether your had Sex or not.
don believe everyone on an illegal site : )
I would just sit on the cushion and say 'thank you, my as$ is pretty sore.'