His dick kinda,, looks like an asparagus (￣∇￣")

You just gave me another reason to not eat asparagus.

OMG!! Σ( ￣□￣||) "chew chew chew"

I love asparagus though ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Now I can't eat asparagus without imagining his dick

That's one healthy asparagus
*thumbs and everything else up*