When is my turn for these nicknames

Fangs September 8, 2024 12:26 pm

damn His reproducing gonads got called:
Frenzied wild boar
His third leg
Colossus
Flashing willy that shoots beams
Glowing flasher
Sword dangling
King sized club.
It got all of these names but not it's own name
Where is his Oscar a bow colored in gold should be put on it, how sad is that mhm if someone were to call my nonexistent sword with these names I would marry them on the spot.

Responses
    urania September 10, 2024 1:07 am

    Don't forget 'King Dong'