He’s trying to make it so the semen doesn’t leak out
To keep the cum in
So an egg fertilizes
he wants a baby so he's sitting with his legs/waist in the air (or he says that's why, he could also just be being a brat lol) it's joked about as a way to increase the chances of conceiving after you have sex. No idea if it actually works, I imagine it'd be hard to prove either way lmao
OHH THANKS (all of you)
i don’t get the feet on the dashboard part ╥﹏╥ anyways AUTHOR DROP SIDE STORIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ