Man, that could never be me. How fucking dare you try to kidnap my only family just to see if I pass some stupid test of yours to which I never consented being a part of. And what the hell do I gain from putting myself in harm's way like this? You want a contract? Okay, then I want written proof of everything discussed as well as appropriate compensation stated and how things will be dealt with should multiple different situations appear. I also need some sort of guarantee that you will upkeep your side of the contract and that my and my sister's safety will be assured even after this is all done. I want a nice little pension in a calm place far away from here and any and all information about me shall be kept under wraps. Of course, you won't need any other guarantee from me, since you are already holding my sister hostage and she is what I care most about on this entire earth...
Man, that could never be me. How fucking dare you try to kidnap my only family just to see if I pass some stupid test of yours to which I never consented being a part of. And what the hell do I gain from putting myself in harm's way like this? You want a contract? Okay, then I want written proof of everything discussed as well as appropriate compensation stated and how things will be dealt with should multiple different situations appear. I also need some sort of guarantee that you will upkeep your side of the contract and that my and my sister's safety will be assured even after this is all done. I want a nice little pension in a calm place far away from here and any and all information about me shall be kept under wraps. Of course, you won't need any other guarantee from me, since you are already holding my sister hostage and she is what I care most about on this entire earth...
bro, I'm so fucking heated...