He poked a hole but it’s the child’s fault cause he didn’t get hurt… ok

Fictional people are stupid

non-fictional people can also be this stupid.

There's a reddit story where OP's Parents were so angry that their adult daughter went to Disney.

"We don't go to disney" because if a lost phone.

Spoiler Alert: The dad cheated, mom found out because of a Disney employee finding their phone, and so they blame disney for ruining their marriage.

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Wtf