Why is his dick purple like a blueberry? Did he eat too much of them or smth?

I was just about to comment this too

He must’ve ate that blueberry dinner candy from Willy Wonka

I searched it up and turns out it's normal for dicks to appear purple or red when excited/aroused, but some sources say it could also be yeast infection or irritation of the vulva.. so he has an abnormal amount of blood vessels in his dick or he's got an STD

GTFOOO

Sis I'm tellin u, mf got that cock dermatitis

thus made me cackle for no reason omg