Buckle up pookies, LONG rant ahead

I've eaten breakfast and have done my morning cry. Time to rant and take this ish seriously and dissect it or my brain will scream (▰˘◡˘▰) Honestly, as a girlypop I cant imagine being in a relationship with these fuck-ass Owens and not kill myself . Let's put it like this: Im a financially struggling student tryna survive and here comes a MAN x5 waltzing into my life. He forces his way into my life, creating chaos, dangling money in exchange for sexual favors (And why WOULDNT I TAKE IT ??? IM DESPERATE FOR MONEY OR I WILL BE DEPORTED OUTTA SPACE :D ), isnt a good communicator so there are more commotion and miscommunication in an already stressful life I got, I get ASSAULTED by one of their versions and it gets played for laughs and a weird 'this-is-sexy and we will tease you with a threesome' scenario , they up and leave ME WHEN IVE STARTED TO LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE INCOMPETENT AT COMMUNICATING, I find out I have A CHILD ??!!!!!!!??!, the child dont want me in their life cuz Im basically a dead beat at this point (NEWS TO ME. ALSO, QUESTION FOR THE MASSES, DID I CONSENT TO HAVING A CHILD ????????????????? WAS A CHILD ON THE TABLE OF CARDS ??????? IS THE DISCUSSION OF HAVING A CHILD EVEN IN THE ROOM WITH US ??????!!!!!!!!!!), I find out my partner is essentially an intergalactic psycho who keeps taking advantage of dimensional rifts to keep coming back to versions of me, fucking that ish up so I always die in a gruesome way while FUCKING HEART BROKEN EVERY TIME cuz my partner is a bitch at communicating and will tell me nothing and no matter the repetition of failing and deaths to the point that HE HAS A VERSION OF HIM ALWAYS IN TEARS AND GUARDING MY FUCKING MOSOLEUM LIKE IM A FUCKING PHARAOH WITH MY OWN PYRAMID BUT ITS IN SPACE WITH MULTIPLE ((((DEAD)))) BODIES OF MY SELF HE STILL KEEPS COMING BACK TO ME!, and then I meet another version of them who essentially just beat the fuck out of me because...... *Checks notes* I. HURT. THEIR. MAIN. BRAIN. THAT. HE. CANT. BE. LOGICAL. ME. (⌒▽⌒) Essentially........ *Checks notes again* NUX IS THE PROBLEM????????? How is their relationship THE GOAL POST? Is the goal post in the room with us? Is there anything salty right now other than me who sees nothing but red? Is there anything lusty at all that I can remotely jack off to? Are their prior sex scenes even that good to jack off to? Where exactly is the Salty Lust? Is there anything worth being with an Owen outside their cash? (⌒▽⌒) End scene.

.... End scene fr :D