I don't mind all of that except for living in Chicago fuck that shit
LMAOOOO DAMN NUTTY
why? (asking bc my friend lives there)
You poor naive bastard
so you don't mind being named dylan? damn u brave
real
I would hate to
(A) Be homeless
(B) Live in Chicago
(C) Be kept as a sex slave essentially
(D) Be kept as a sex slave by a fucking mutant twice my size
(E) Be named Dylan
(F) Have to check if my anus is currently gaping
(G) Read this again