off topic but meldon is the sexiest man I've ever seen. i saw his face and let me tell u, ...

off topic but meldon is the sexiest man I've ever seen. i saw his face and let me tell u, its like someone turned on the valve of a hose because i could NOT stop nutting in my pants. I'm serious. my dick was so hard just from looking at him that i went and slapped my cock into a bag of gram crackers. it completely pulverized each sheet and made a bomb cheesecake.

if meldon was real..... gets me completely erect just thinking about it. especially that chapter where he was in a maid dress. for my own health, i wont read that chapter again. i saw that and my jizz was shooting MILES. my balls were SHRIVELED UP. i was shooting so many blanks that taylor swift was jealous. i could've pressure washed my house with the high pressure that my member was exerting, pushing out all that semen.

I'm so serious, by the way. meldon is so fucking sexy. i cant stand it. i cant look at him or else ill nut in my pants. everything, from his long, wavy black hair, to his yellow eyes and his smooth, silky skin..... oh my god. i would love nothing more than to stick my dick between his cheeks and spin that shit like I'm trying to start a fire. meldon... i love you my king. i wish u were real