It’s such faggotry and i hope the new manga/hwa that drop will become more original and won’t follow these stereotypes (≧∀≦)
For me(also includes some of yours):
*When there is literally no foreplay and it just magically slides in
*Not enough preparation for the first time....
2: When - usually the MC - says "I can't breathe" when kissing... Like dude, you breath through your nose. Hello!
its could be kind of hard, uncomfortable and awkward sometimes to breath through your nose when kissing, your nose is right up by the other persons face and there is no room.
your 31, you never kissed before?
Dude. That's really dumb of you to assume.
Ive kissed plenty of people and never had such problem. Its not like your pressing your nostrils on their cheeks. And I've never heard of anyone actually having that problem. The only time it is is when you're going down on someone. Both male and female. Because the male genetalia blocks your airway. And female genetalia your nose can be pressed up against the pubis.
i assumed the opposite, thats why i asked lol
i find that it can be a problem sometimes when there is long kissing and depending on what type of kissing too.
I mean. Maybe their sinuses are inflamed or they have a deviated septum, making it hard to breathe through their noses lol
As far as BL manga/hwa goes, the face palming moments is
1: Why the bite marks!? Teeth are nasty, mmk! There's so much bacteria in the mouth and if you bite someone, they can get infections. Also, why the extreme amount of hickies and bite marks?
I know some people like hickeys, but COMMON!!!! (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
2: When - usually the MC - says "I can't breathe" when kissing... Like dude, you breath through your nose. Hello!
3: when no lube is used in non omegaverses, yet it's wet...! How though!! Σ( ￣□￣||)
4: When the uke sits way to far back or the angle just isn't right to be fkn in the ass, yet the thrust is belly bulge deep? LIKE... HOW?? WHY?? (￣∇￣")
5: Aaaaand of course, when it's the size of a third leg... Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
6: This one is for the those where the bottom is tiny tiny... Why? Why does he have to be so tiny, yet the other one is built like a refrigerator door!? (￣∇￣")
7: Why do they pass out? Is that even a thing in real life? (￣ε(#￣)Σ
8: AND THE MOST ANNOYED ONE I HAVE.... WHY DO THE TOPS KEEP FKN WHILE THE BOTTOM IS PASSED OUT, EVEN BY A LITTLE!!! !! WHY DAMMIT!?!? THAT'S RAPE!! WHO NORMALIZED THIS SHIT! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
Anyway... What are your pet peeves or moments that got you face-palming and asking yourself, "why?" ╮(￣▽￣)╭