The forced old back alley/cockney English accent and the words used are so CRINGE its just too much. It does not sound natural and takes me out of the story.
LMAOOO “Ur quite tasteful my dear i shall consume you up through your velvety blood and make love to you like the gentleman i am”
Right! As someone who is from the UK it's actually so jarring no one speaks like that
The forced old back alley/cockney English accent and the words used are so CRINGE its just too much. It does not sound natural and takes me out of the story.