zeus, keep it in your pants pls

gojoswhore July 4, 2024 2:08 am

that greek god is ZEUS and i don't have a doubt about it. seriously, who else would be diabolical and horny enough to follow around a foreign god of war on his little adventures just so he can hit it? and once he got a taste, he decided to take him home to mount olympus as his possession and probably make him a cupbearer or something (ask ganymede, he'd know). i'm afraid he'll turn himself into some plant or animal if he gets any more impatient!
no but what cemented it for me was that one scene a while ago (sorry idk what chapter it was) where there's a random lightning strike in plain sunlight in front of a temple, and in the next panel that god arrives at the scene. it was clearly linked to him.

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    CaleKale July 4, 2024 2:32 am

    Yeah maybe it is indeed Zeus. If he is horny enough to follow men and women in animal forms, he will definitely not be above following a foreign god lol

    tofu July 6, 2024 2:14 am

    Wait u got a point. Ngl this whole time I’ve been calling this mf jesus (I knew he wasn’t tho) just bc he kinda look like the common depictions of jesus but more tan LMAO

    ashyyz July 7, 2024 1:12 pm

    nah but dionysus also was famous with emn and women and was very casual with the humans where he even dated them and stuff so it fits him more

    ashyyz July 7, 2024 1:12 pm

    nah but dionysus also was famous with men and women and was very casual with the humans where he even dated them and stuff so it fits him more

    gojoswhore July 9, 2024 6:12 pm
    nah but dionysus also was famous with men and women and was very casual with the humans where he even dated them and stuff so it fits him more ashyyz

    i also thought it was dionysus at first! but then the whole lightning strike thing threw me off. he's also constantly teasing just how powerful he is without restrictions so i think zeus is the best fit, but tbh i'd also prefer if it turned out to be dionysus, he's just cooler

    gojoswhore July 9, 2024 6:14 pm
    Wait u got a point. Ngl this whole time I’ve been calling this mf jesus (I knew he wasn’t tho) just bc he kinda look like the common depictions of jesus but more tan LMAO tofu

    calling him jesus is so funny tho. also lowkey slander, but objectively hilarious in my opinion so i agree lmao