How did he manage to cook with such a TINY LITTLE HALF Discount sausage?

Size≠performance. Having a big Wiener probably doesnt necessarily mean that you're good in bed. I'm pretty sure a bigger one would just hurt, but I wouldnt know because I havent ever and do not intend to have sex. I really dont care about that, isnt it more concerning that he's an actual rapist

Okay, buddy.