THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

well, i made my big brother read this and he said ''he didn't get a boner'' but after reading it, he went straight to his room saying that ''he needs something'' but then he didn't came out for idk--i think 30 minutes (?) and he changed his pants haha he still denies that he didn't maste

*MASTER the deBATION HAHAHAHAH . yes, i made that phrase myself

OMG ILY IM GONNA CRY AND BITCH I KNOW DAMN WELL HE BEAT HIM MEAT AFTER THAT GTFO

HAHAHAHHAHA YAZZZZ. i keep on teasing him till this day about ''MASTERing the deBATION'' but he denies that he didn't do it..... or did he??

OO HE DID. U BEST BELIEVE HE BEAT HIS MEAT LIKE IT OWES HIM MONEY

and also after that, he said ''uhhhhhh...... do you have some manga for me to read?..... like..... ''those''?....'' and i said '' oh~ you like reading ''those'' stuff'' do ya?'' and he said ''no, i don't. i'm just asking.'' and so i let him read the haikyuu dj - Hito wa Sore o Shitto to Yobu and challenge him to stay for 2 minutes after reading it for my to check if he didn't got a boner so he agreed. while reading, he crossed his legs and his face was flush pure red and i was like in my head thinking ''WTF BRO??!! you could be a GOOD UKE RIGHT THERE YA KNOW.'' after reading it, he wanted to go to his room cause ''he needs something'' again and i said ''no'' but he insist and i know a bulge in his ya know.... down there haha! so i let him go to his room and ''do his thing'' and this time, it took him idk 30-40 minutes (?) and again, in going out of his room, he changed his pants and WTF?!!! MY BRO LOOK SO REFRESHED!! SRLY???

YAZZZ HE FRICKING DID HAHAHA but he still denies it tho

IM GONNA START CRYING UR BRO SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST PERFECT UKE I DIE FOR THIS PLS SHOW HIM MORE

i could write a story based on his reactions for ya or maybe share my bro's reactions if u want to

Oh my god I wanna be there and see it so bad Wish I had a brother to gayify too

wait, you have a brother, too?? i wish we could meet tho

I said I "wish" I had a brother to tease like that fam my whole family be female it would be so lit if we did

too bad tho. sorry, i kinda misinterpret what you said. hahahahhaha i wish we could tho... *sigh* sad life

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Woah.. i found it cute.. ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ ( sorry if i interrupt ┗( T﹏T )┛)

ahhaha it's okay to interrupt . my big bro often do that when he finishes reading a
yaoi manga that i recommended him to read (like what i wrote) or when he's bored and wants to ''entertain'' himself and my bro's is sooooo obvious when he's reading yaoi because when he reads in his phone or tablet, he madly blushes beet red and constantly look at his meat scepter (idk, maybe he's guarding it if he'll get a boner and when he does, he foes to his room and again, looks refreshed and new pants) and also looks at me (maybe thinking why i read stuff like this or like his eyes tell that ''he needs help with the sexiness'' ). at first, he was awkward when it comes to yaoi and blushes like an apple but now, i think he's moderate

i could tell you the first time he caught me reading yaoi and his reaction when i caught him reading if you want

I wish i have a big bro like that its really cute im dyiiingg~ ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄

if only we can adopt you

if we adopt you, we can be the majestic yaoi fan siblings