I swear, I’ve been wondering why I haven’t been able to enjoy this story as much as I was at the beginning, before…you know, the sex scenes. And I’ve just realized why. The fucking, astronomically sized dick! If this was going to be this bad, the author should have just given me lightsabers. Lightsabers never hurt me.
I’m peeved, bc I was enjoying this story SOOOOO much.
I swear, I’ve been wondering why I haven’t been able to enjoy this story as much as I was at the beginning, before…you know, the sex scenes. And I’ve just realized why. The fucking, astronomically sized dick! If this was going to be this bad, the author should have just given me lightsabers. Lightsabers never hurt me.
I’m peeved, bc I was enjoying this story SOOOOO much.