Salad dressing can go DIE IN A HOLE

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR PRECIOUS RUBY YOU INCESTUOUS ABUSIVE FREAKING PIECE OF GARBAGE AND GO ROT IN HELL ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER MESSED UP PRIESTS IN THAT DANG CHURCH YOU UGLY WASTE OF SPACE!!! AINT NOBODY WANNA RUN AWAY WITH YOU ALONE YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF A MAN LEAVE MY GIRL RUBY ALONE YOU JERK