Responses
My jaw was visibly on the floor.
Please I swear it was a joke I am not that down bad at all
(Or am I?)
Sure...I believe you... :D
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
I NEED LONG HAIRED YAN TO RAIL ME. I AM READY. NO LUBE, NO PROTECTION, ALL NIGHT LONG. FROM THE DOORWAY TO THE KITCHEN TO THE BED. TILL WE CAN'T WALK PROPERLY THE NEXT DAY. TILL THE BED IS SO ABSOLUTELY BROKEN THAT WE NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE. TILL I SQUEEZE OUT EVERY DROP OF HIS JUICE. TILL MY VOICE BREAKS AND REFUSES TO COME OUT. FROM DAWN TO MIDNIGHT. TILL THE NOISES DRIVE THE NEIGHBOURS MAD. TILL THERE ISN'T A POSITION WE HAVEN'T TRIED.
(For all legal reasons this is a joke, i just found him really hot)