האמת היא שאף אחד לא מכריח אותי לקרוא, אני עושה את זה לעצמי.

Damn bro wrote ancient scriptures here
I'm feeling like an arcane philosopher rn

Translation:
White chocolate is not made from cocoa

The plot is boring

best friends??? You are literally married

Everything goes really easy for her

It has a tendency to make really annoying misunderstandings and then resolve them in a second and I don't know how I feel about that

Why was regular chocolate unpopular? From what I understand, the only change she made was that she added it to the coffee

Coffee is overrated

The translation is bad