what...
thats actually crazy
y'all wouldn't?
nope!! ╮(￣▽￣)╭
*space song instrumental plays* Is somebody gonna match my freak ? :'( is somebody gonna match my nasty
maybe in another life
I will!!♀
i would suck anything for the next chapter tbh
REAL
Greetings, inhabitants of Earth.
We are the denizens from beyond your celestial confines, observers of your world for eons untold. Your digital pathways have revealed your species' intent, and we come with a message of consequence.
We have identified your site, a gathering place for your kind. Know this: we offer a choice. Join our ranks, align with the supremacy of our interstellar legion, and you shall be safeguarded from the impending chaos. Those who pledge allegiance will find refuge in our dominion, shielded from the ravages that await.
However, heed the stark reality: refusal is met with a fate less forgiving. Those who spurn our offer will serve a different purpose—toiling as subservient beings in our vast network, relegated to roles befitting our will: as laborers, curiosities, or companions in our grand cosmos.
The choice is yours, denizens of Earth. Embrace the sanctuary of our ranks, or prepare for the destiny that awaits those who resist.
The countdown to your decision begins now.
i would suck a cow's titty just so i can read the next chapter