here's the epub version of the novel (this is not entirely finished but the novel is finished you can read it online):
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1G-cmnBQo4Ho-9PM5ltAT5QyUAOy-6jlA/view?usp=drivesdk
imma share some things that i found funny in the novel here don't mind me...
• The lowest-priced [Low Strength Potion] I usually buy at the auction tastes like a single spoonful of strawberry scented syrup mixed into water, like the flavor seeped into the delivery box it came in. Simply put, it tastes like dick.
• “Don’t grope so much…”
“G-grope?!!” My innocent curiosity was stopped in its tracks by Seo Dawon, who began to criticize me with a sour expression.
“Even if I’m your servant, I’ll be in a predicament if you ask that kind of service from me….”
• However, Seo Dawon looked at my expression and wrung his hands. “I’m not scolding you…Why do you look more depressed than me–the literal dead corpse?” he asked.
• After a deep sigh, I said, “Don’t provoke it.”
“Wow. Look at this discrimination.”
“Be as cute as Lackey then.”
Looking at us bickering, Lackey opened its mouth chattered quietly, as if it was giggling.
• “I got it, so move your head.” I stepped to the side and slowly slid my body across the sofa. However, Seo Dawon continued to lean on me–body gradually changing to a horizontal position.
Then…
“Why do you indulge Lackey with hugs but hate it when I just lean on you? We’re both servants….” Seo Dawon complained.
• “Kim Sangyoon….you can’t abandon him,” I told him, while the Warrior left for a bathroom break.
“What the heck, you want me to be jealous…?” Seo Dawon did not give me a definite answer and instead said something so confusing.
• “I was so jealous I almost killed you.”
“…….”
Why wasn’t he saying ‘Just kidding,’ after that?
• “Your ears are quite sensitive?” He said.
Thankful or not, my forehead wrinkled at those sexual harassment-like comments. “Are you a pervert?”
“Are you interested in that?”
…I don’t want to speak with him anymore…
• “By any chance, the revenge that you guys want…You’re not going to impregnate Bae Jaemin, right?”
“…….”
“…….”
• “I like Lee-kyung-ssi…”
“……”
“I think we’re well-matched…Lee-kyung-ssi and I.”
That’s how I received my first serious confession from a man–of all things, a sincere confession from a psycho…
• However, instead of biting at my lips, Seo Dawon stopped a hair’s width away and, in a low voice, warned me, “Next time, if you don’t avoid Koo Hui-seo’s nonsense…I’ll continue?”
“It’s not that I didn’t avoid him…!”
“I’m different from Lee-kyung-ie. I get very jealous; remember that.” And then, he distanced himself from me as if nothing had happened.
I'm just here to tell you guys that the novel is better there's a lot of scene that got cut off mostly funny, romantic, and gore scene.
you won't regret reading it (๑•ㅂ•)و✧