maybe im just a hater but if he presented me with a butterknife and a fork after all that, I would stab him, poke his eyes out and flatten out his dick before ripping it off ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
I think you are a hater man after that kind of hellish fucking breakfast-in-bed is the least he could do
WDYM I genuinely don't get what ur saying, sorry
maybe im just a hater but if he presented me with a butterknife and a fork after all that, I would stab him, poke his eyes out and flatten out his dick before ripping it off ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ