i hope both side of your pillows are warm. i hope your charger gets pulled out. i hope you...

sushi April 1, 2024 9:47 pm

i hope both side of your pillows are warm. i hope your charger gets pulled out. i hope you stub both of your toes at the side of the couch. i hope you step on legos while barefoot. i hope you accidentally take a cold shower. I hope that every sock you put on will be slightly rotated just enough for it to be uncomfortable. i hope your tea is too hot when you receive it, and too cold when you remember it is there. i hope you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. i hope every ad you watch has that tiny exit button and whenever you try to exit the ad, it always takes you to a different link. i wish you all the minor inconveniences in life.

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