what a terrible day to be literate. dawg why the fuck would you know about this in this much detail
It's just a copy pasta
oh gawd what grass are you on?
*jazz music stops*
OMGG shitasseater it's youuu every time i see you i physically gag remembering your profile pic <3
NO WAIT
I DIDN'T NOTICED UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT!!
Girlie I thought we were suppose to stick together and try to ignore this as much as possible
OMG ITS YOU I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I'm glad I'm in your head pookie bear ♡
This post reminded of an infamous fan fiction I read about a long time ago on a website that would discuss really bad fan fictions.
The webmaster called it “the pokemon story “.
my ass homie fr <3
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!