I wanna get sandwich too man😭😭 but sadly i have no dicks to fuck sm1 with

istg mangago has the weirdest comments

I am one of those comments

You could be sandwiched the other way, if you have no dicks, that means you have two holes to use for a sandwich. It's not a train, but still a sandwich nonetheless

I mean for your case a strap on I guess….(●￣(ｴ)￣●)