Babe, don't get swayed too easily just by some chicken. Your Alpha needs to do WAAAAYYY more than that.
And it's chicken too. Like $1.99 for some legs and thighs.
$1.99?? In this economy???
Well, if you cook for yourself it's cheaper. His was expensive maybe, if it's like free-range organic Chicken with a dollop of chef's wage.
Babe, don't get swayed too easily just by some chicken. Your Alpha needs to do WAAAAYYY more than that.