this is my bedtime ritual reading your shit before i sleep on god a-chan show me that monster drake dick it boutta be all up in my guts like scrambled eggs okay goodnight
WHHHAAAATT
Is this an enemies to lovers
you were never my enemy baby gorl
damn you aint seen the drake leak he got a huge ding dong that's what i was referring to anyway see you in the morning my sunshine uwu slut
TYSM my moonshine motherfucker
that motherfucker did not sound loving :/
FINE
my effervescent love
shining brighter than the stars above
we danced in the moonlight with the ringdove
handing each other a bouquet of foxglove
my effervescent love
holding my hand with your glove
giving me a pale paper dove
IS THIS LOVING ENOUGH
LMAO SHAKESPEARE POSSESSED YOUR ASS what the fuck is a foxglove did you get chatgpt to write that for you and why do you only text me at night am i just a juicy bootycall to you
NO I MADE THIS
HELP??? WHY DID HALF OF MY REPLY DISAPPEAR
omg did you actually HAHAHAH that's weirdly sweet thanks babygorl i can't write poems but i can say disgustingly weird things to you if that works ;)
WHATD YOU SAY
Why would I use this site at any other hour in the day and even after my poem you still think ur just a booty call to me?? I'm hurt...
I SAID THSYS
oh damn you just made me realise how chronically online i am on this site fr fr :/
what is this gaslighting lol but okay i believe you daddy sorry for doubting you BUT IT'S BEDTIME AGAIN SINCE I SEE YOU ONE TEXT PER NIGHT HUH
NOOO POOKIE I'M SORRY </3333
hey pookie <3
IT'S TIME BABE CHECK UR DMS
I'm so in love with myself... In the morning, I wake up in my cosy little bed at a love hotel and think about how perfect I am bc I'm so hot... My cock is as long as my toes (13 inches !!) So why I need help is bc ladies just can't get enough of me :((( I need to run away but idk howw