thank you, seo doya

not a single individual can convince me to hate seo doya. that bathtub scene had me on a chokehold as it was more culturally significant than both the renaissance and beyonce combined. it has altered my general perspective of life - my passion, my life aspiration, my way of living, my culture, my career, my everything. ever since i saw those panels, i immediately got up on my bed, stopped smoking weed, and deleted all of the 18+ gojo edits in my phone that i usually jerk off to. at that moment, i promised to myself that i would never dare to fail my precious mentor, seo doya; and so, i grinded to save my failing grades and studied 24/7 while my classmates sniff drugs inside the school's bathroom stalls. i graduated high school with high honors, and suddenly, every asian parent was drooling over my success and would do anything for their children just to be half as smart and likeable as me. i have become a model to this generation, and further promoted good influence among my peers to spread positivity in this cruel world. shortly after that, i became the valedictorian of my entire batch in the most prestigious university in the country. with my valedictorian speech, i was able to end world hunger and poverty, make a cure for cancer, and stop racism along with homophobia and transphobia. yes! my father finally does not regret not cumming on the bedsheets. my mother finally stopped comparing me to her friends' children. my haters finally accepted the fact that theyre stupid lifeless losers. all of my financial struggles, extreme family issues, and severe inferiority complex have faded away.

i sincerely thank you, seo doya. you have changed my life; no. rather. you have saved my life. thank you for existing. couldnt have done anything without you.