Why is every other uke I see so f*cking pathetic!! Like do they sell their self respect in...

I fucking agree with you, I shouldn't have to find a character so tiring. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
But just a heads up, you might need to block a few trolls and the alt accounts after saying that. So far, everyone who gave their opinion is being attacked by bots/people who don't have personal lives. I recommend you don't engage with them because they'll absolutely waste your time and project. Just in case they appear...