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This is sending me i have no idea what I just read
Girl me neither cuz tf did I just write. This site always makes me say the most unhinged shit man. Did I srsly just start a whole ass STD conspiracy about why their peepees look like linguica sausages (literally the stuff of my nightmares omg) .
The author really took sausage dick slang way too seriously
With all the time and money these bourgeois mfs have, they should spend it on something more meaningful than harassing people all the damn time. Go to Disneyland. Start a pottery club. Support a grassroots nonprofit. Join the local theatre. Or better yet, get your pepperoni nipples and linguica-ass, red-hot-links-ass dicks checked by your doctor. I swear it’s some sort of weird strain of STD that this specific circle of wealthy sexual deviants just transmits to one another cyclically in like a never-ending loop of transmittable diseases cuz literally all of these assholes are showing symptoms of long term COVID brain damage. Istg these characters are all just part of some epidemiological case study for what happens when nonstop unprotected sex is concentrated in a group of melodramatic gays with too much money and baggage but no skills or hobbies. If these people went to your school they would be at the center of every gonorrhea outbreak and COVID superspreader. None of this is helped by the fact that these characters are copy-pastes of every other rich guy x his employee manhwa.