Wish I could solve my issues of being inferior to my rival like that guy did.
Me: *goes up to rival* I know how we can prove who is better! Rival: How? Me: Well, all we have to do is have a drinking contest- Rival: I'm sensing there's an and Me: And we try to get eachother off and then we fuck! Rival: wow! That is a great idea! I say we do it!
Wish I could solve my issues of being inferior to my rival like that guy did.
Me: *goes up to rival* I know how we can prove who is better!
Rival: How?
Me: Well, all we have to do is have a drinking contest-
Rival: I'm sensing there's an and
Me: And we try to get eachother off and then we fuck!
Rival: wow! That is a great idea! I say we do it!
5 Minutes later
*Two drunk ass assholes fuck eachother*