who is tangbang
Who is tangbang? For the blind, he is vision. For the hungry, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is water. If tangbang thinks, I agree. If tangbang speaks, I'm listening. If tangbang has a million fans, I am one of them. If tangbang has ten fans, I am one of them. If tangbang has only one fan, that is me. If tangbang has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against tangbang, I am against the whole world. I will love tangbang until my very last breath.
in the story
The Chinese guy? He's jahans boss.
ohhh based
How old is he? Probably in his 40’s? he is hot tbh, and he is having Jahan as an snack?
Dunno. Personally, he looks like he still hasn't gotten over his emo phase.
this is peak poetry
OMG LMFAO
Agreed to every single detail.
oh, that's not...
i'm screenshoting this, tx
MY BRETHREN
I guess we can start a sect
For Tangbang, no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell devolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening