Am I the first to leave a comment?......... Or I'm just drunk?

Yep the definitely the first one.

For real???

Yes! You should celebrate and drink some more beer

Okay will do

I've been posting comments for a certain time but they kinda get lost or erased
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Well let's hope this sticks.

Should I vomit all the beer that I've drink 3 days ago? ಥ‿ಥ

(≧∀≦) nahhhhhh