Never in my life have I wished to be a little blond twink more than now. God. It's me. I ...

Never in my life have I wished to be a little blond twink more than now.

God. It's me. I just have to say PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (man whoever disliked, I fucked your mom and your dad, that's why they got divorced)