Responses
No bc I think the lack of prep actually pissed me off more than that ending stunt of his. Like no lube?? None at all?? Especially for his first time?? Even if he prepped beforehand he should have stretched him and used lube especially if he's packing. He's slept around enough to know this. Not to even mentioning that uncomfortable ass chair he decided was the ideal spot? Gross and careless all around
Jesus fucking Christ what do you mean you didn't even use lube and went and TRUSTED AS HARD AS YOU COULD YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO TEAR HIS ARSE GAAAHHHH (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ At least check first you dumb piece of shit.
And don't get me started on the "I don't like that" because we all knew he was going to pull a stunt like that but it still pisses me off.
What a jerk. Throw him in the trash. Kick the trash can. Light the trash can on fire. Piss on the trash can to put out the fire. Send his ashes to the sun. Shoot the sun. Piss on a missile and shoot the sun again.