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OMG, I can so relate! SO many times where I've been reading Yaoi and then snickered or wore a disturbing smirk and then my mum or roommate asks me what's so funny. It's a moment of sheer panic--like, uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh....what do I say?!?!?! I've gotten to the point where I'll just say "oh, just reading something" or "you don't wanna know" and they'll leave it alone ;p. Probably helps that they abstractly know that I read this kinda thing...
"Yay! It's a pen*s."
I tried to hold back my laughter, but I lost it when he said that. Everyone in the room wanted to know what was so funny and I was just left sitting there thinking oh shit, what do I say.