You don't have to kick it, just cook it
Yeah that's a better idea ╥﹏╥
Never kick a chicken. They fast, wiry, they can fly, yes they can, and their beaks are pointed. Plus, they hold grudges
Yeah I was followed by an angry goose once, I know I'm better off not messing with birds ╥﹏╥
Also I know myself, if I even slightly annoy an animal, I'm gonna feel guilty about it for a long time
20 years ago I killed a goldfish, it still haunts me till this day ╥﹏╥
Lmao.
Geese are all bark no bite, actually. If u can get over the fear of their bites (because u are much bigger than their avg prey), u can easily pick them up. Not hens. Fuck hens
Ummm
I'm not exactly afraid of them that much
It just made me realise that birds are easily disturbed so I just don't want to stress them anymore
It's not like I have a lot of interaction with birds anyway
But thanks for the tip
I live on a farm, we had a mated pair of geese. They both passed within a year of each other at ripe young age of 13 (the avg lifespan is 12-15 btw). The dogs were terrified of them lmao.
I have never felt the urge to kick an animal so much in my life (not fr tho, don't come at me)
Damn chicken, you're making the slow burn burn hotter ╥﹏╥
Now I've gotta wait a whole fucking week for the next chapter
I swear, if this thing goes on hiatus before we get any nasty, I'm gonna puch a hole in my wall ╥﹏╥