Sorry, but did you say that you fed a cat named big butt to your brother, and that your friend does inappropriate things with cats which is why he does not have a girlfriend?
I think what she means is like this:
Jenny is feeding her brother's cat, while calling the cat 'Big Butt'.
Brother: That is not her name. You have to call her by her real name.
Jenny: You are not going to get a girlfriend if you keep loving your cat like that.
Brother: Don't worry. If I can't get a girlfriend, I'll date your best friend.
Jenny then not knowing how to reply, went back to her room. Then, a realisation came to her mind, "My best friend is a boy. I haven't hang out with any girls before-"
The end.
Anyway, this is how i understand her situation. Maybe Jenny is coming to a realisation that her brother maybe gay? ( ̄へ ̄)
I was just being silly with my comment, and kind of cheeky ... I did understand, but wanted to make a joke! LOL
Hahaha, i see (⌒▽⌒) anyway, sorry if i offend you (=・ω・=)
Rofl.. this comment made my day.. I laughed so much
Oh, you did not offend. Sometimes my jokes can be a little obscure ...
Today, when I fed my brother cat I "accidentally" called her Big Butt and he scolded me that not her name, he said that I had to called by her real name. I said: "You'll never get a girlfriend if you keep loving your cat like that.". Then he answered: "Don't worry. If I can't get a girlfriend, I'll date you best friend." I didn't know how to reply so I came back to my room. But then I realized that my best friend is a boy and I never go out with the girls before.