Responses
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS DISCOMBOBULATED ATROCITY OF A PARAGRAPH. I AINT EVEN SEEN PEOPLE ON HARD CORE DRUGS WRITE SHIT LIKE THIS. gah damn this baby may be ugly but at least her dad didn't drop her like the at least 69 times you were directly dropped on your skull. you must have a flat spot. I recommend that you get a lobotomy. this is lobotomised type shit you're writing.
The baby needs a makeover. I am suggesting a double eye-lid surgery, a gastric bypass surgery, a rhinoplasty, a hair transplant. If she's still alive after all of that, I'll suggest another hair transplant. If not, it'll be an autopsy, obviously. But let's try to be optimistic here! I hope the author keeps the baby alive for a very long time! Don't want the papa to be sad if baby dies. :( Although, I do enjoy witnessing grievance sex.