oh my god

XieLianForever6969 September 12, 2023 9:41 pm

i feel like reading this just made like demons come out of me. like the little devil on my shoulder is like "SAY IT! SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS, UPSIDE DOWN, 360, AND ON THE WALLS" and the angel on my shoulder is nodding along. its actually a problem, because i think I'm going insane. I want him. I need him so badly. Like if uramichis boobs were mountains, i would automatically become a hiker. no, because I'm locked in my room all day, researching how to print out a manga where his pecs are 3d, and my family is worried. every day i sit on my bed or at my desk, daydreaming about what it would be like to motorboat him. I need it so badly. I need to to live. I don't think I'll be able to enter another relationship with a woman as long as uramichis boobs are large, which may be forever. this is ruining my life, but i don't care. I can just imagine burying my face in his breasts as he looks down at me with that blank, lifeless expression. there is absolutely nothing i wouldn't do if he was real. there is no stopping. round after round like I'm the ultimate boxer, but I'm pounding his ass in. if he gets tired, ill wait for him to rest, and when he wakes up, well do it again. if he's real and he says yes, there is absolutely no stopping me. if theres 16 metal walls and uramichi waiting for me to fuck him on the other side, ill tear them down like I'm the hulk. i don't even care. I will. don't even doubt me. Im starting to think that its my life purpose to bring uramichi from manga to real life just to phttt ppltphptltlphphphphpltltlt right between his tits, and its starting to be too real to me. i think i may need professional help, because i just cant get his pecs out of my mind.

Responses
    XieLianForever6969 September 12, 2023 9:42 pm

    sorry i was possessed i feel bad for uramichi hope he gets better !

    Im so fucked September 18, 2023 12:38 am

    LMAO i feel u tho uramichi is so fine. Likee that snatch waist too ? Sheesh

    emmagedon September 22, 2023 5:30 pm

    I’m so moved, I felt this on a spiritual level

    Kilboii September 30, 2023 4:11 am

    I LAUGHRD SO HARD READING THIS
    guys this commnt is sso real

    Ore no Jack October 15, 2023 9:00 pm

    although uramichi is not a real person, what you described is horrifyingly disgusting. sometimes, not everyone needs to know what you think.

    XieLianForever6969 October 16, 2023 5:20 am
    although uramichi is not a real person, what you described is horrifyingly disgusting. sometimes, not everyone needs to know what you think. Ore no Jack

    only if he says yes Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

    qu33n_chicken November 2, 2023 12:07 am

    I loved this, it was so poetic honestly. This is the realest thing I've ever read online. You're kinda losing it but that's what makes this so relatable. You're just like me frfr

    qu33n_chicken November 2, 2023 12:10 am
    although uramichi is not a real person, what you described is horrifyingly disgusting. sometimes, not everyone needs to know what you think. Ore no Jack

    and not everyone needs to know what YOU think as well then.
    like just relax already
    what's so horrifying about this

    Soleio November 7, 2023 5:40 am

    Ohh You're juts like me fr , pathetic for 2D man tnk u ,now i know im not the only one...

    fiametrooper January 8, 2024 6:17 am

    this is within my top 5 ranked comments on this website im obsessed w it thanks

    Gay for the Gay God January 12, 2024 7:15 pm

    This reads like a copypasta and I move that we make it the next big meme, all in favor say aye

    veritas March 20, 2024 5:03 pm
    This reads like a copypasta and I move that we make it the next big meme, all in favor say aye Gay for the Gay God

    AYE

    ren April 4, 2024 7:26 pm
    This reads like a copypasta and I move that we make it the next big meme, all in favor say aye Gay for the Gay God

    aye!

    Yumaru April 13, 2024 9:13 pm

    everywhere I go ur so down bad like how is this even possible ig now ur down bad for Dr. Kang but Uramichi is fine af too lmao

    Yumaru April 13, 2024 9:15 pm
    This reads like a copypasta and I move that we make it the next big meme, all in favor say aye Gay for the Gay God

    AYE!!!

    XieLianForever6969 April 14, 2024 1:34 am
    everywhere I go ur so down bad like how is this even possible ig now ur down bad for Dr. Kang but Uramichi is fine af too lmao Yumaru

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO