LMFAOO IM DYINGGG
SAL IN UR PROFILE IM PEEINGGG
wait… are u being fr?
hell nah boy i cringed at my own comment
IM CRYINGNGNGNGG
So true i agree! Dan is the cutest waifu and best girl! I totally want to bite those cute little peaches and cover him in in cream!
Itadakimasu!
Nom nom gochisousama deshita!
Bro, you good?
I'm having such a hard time believing this bc of ur username
My plug spiked my weed with meth and cocaine but yeah
trust bro you'll never catch me saying this shit in real life
Same, shit is killing me but i gotta do it for the troll
Commenting so i can read this again later to crack myself up
Don’t lie I know you say that shit in front of the mirror just to get through the day. This is a no judgement zone it’s okay
Someone give Dan's juicy little bouncy ass, a trampoline, good lord! ! ! ! ! ! ! I am about to inflate a bouncy castle just for those little cheeks. Let me dig in! Itadakimasu!