Responses
Help my brain cells
ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
Beautifully written
It’s so bad it’s almost good
Comdey gold
comedy*
If we’re reviving ye olde dialogue for the sex scenes, let us go all the way pls.
Feel my sturdy phallus as it kisses the deepest parts of thy nether passage. Nay, do not fret beloved for what fate has so dutifully arranged. Allow us to be but a singular flesh and blood conjoined for the lone purpose of partaking in that which man has made and nature confirmed is the fairest and loveliest of elations.