Hi, Mother.... I heard our family is going through a "split"?

And who said that?

I've noticed you and Bruh have blocked each other and refuse to unblock or talk to each other...you've even cursed her out in your comments...am I wrong?

... There is no split and we unblocked each other...... And I may have cursed her in the comments but that's old news.....

How come yall don't follow each other?

You're very observant......

If y'all aren't on good terms, does that mean I have a chance? ( ° ʖ °)

See now im following her.... So we are on good terms.....

Damn...what makes her a better option than me?

It's that you're my child.... She's mean but I still like her.....

Then disown me or sum

Even if I do that I'd still think of you as my child.....

sigh....