so basically one of the 3 challenges to determine who is stronger
seth decides to go and seduce horus and have sex with him because its a sign that horus is weaker than him (because seth was planning on topping him or whatever)
so seth seduces horus by telling him (NO JOKE) that hes got a nice ass
DEAD ASS, THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST GAY PICK UP LINES EVER RECORDED IN HISTORY SEARCH THIS SHIT UP
so they do the naughty naughty and afterwards horus goes to his mom isis with seths cum in his hand and when she sees it she freaks out so she cuts of horus's hand that had the cum, (BEAR WITH ME WITH THIS SHIT) and tells him to cum on some of seths cabbage. seth EATS the cabbage the next day cuz it was chopped up in his salad.
after that all the gods gather for the last challange.
seth tells everyone how he topped horus so that makes him the weaker person
so for proof they do this magic where it will identify where their cum is in their body?
and ofcourse it showed up in seths belly and he lost
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BESTIE IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO READ THAT ITS SO WEIRD
Im not familiar with Egyptian Mythology but Im curious if the events in this story are the same as the actual thing or nah.... is it?