So..I’m pregnant
...excuse me what?
…
N e wazeeee I heard mommy blocked you what did you do?
Well technically i blocked her first cause she called me a furry and then she got mad at me and has me blocked for two days now
Nowwww why in the world would she think that?
Cause she wants to piss me off
….so we gonna tie her up and make her forgive you orrrrr
I knew you were my child for a reason
Better be yo top 5 favorite child at this point
Yep you are don't worry
But wait you changed the subject what happened with your pregnancy?
Oh, I lied so I can get my favorite parent’s attention
Oh, i mean you don't have to lie to get my attention, you're one of my favourites anyways
*twerks happily*
LMAO-You deserved it
So..I’m pregnant