Simple shoujo woman logic:
- Prince = He's handsome as all hell
- Obsidian = He has black hair
Rather than corny, I'd call them uncreative. But oh well. ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Okay so I might sound cringy but
you know why your the obsidian prince, its because your one of the hardest block to mine for, that's why I'm your trusty diamond pickaxe(づ￣ ³￣)づ
FFS, that caught me more off-guard than it should. X'D
But honestly, if you check wether or not your Obsidian Prince(ess) likes playing minecraft, then this might actually work as a pickup line!
I loved it anyway~
No cus how the hell do they come up with these corny ass names