No one's slick as GastonNo one's quick as GastonNo one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston'sFor there's no man in town half as manlyPerfect, a pure paragon!
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!