I'mma pull an asian mom and beat that Blondie with a slipper

Use slippers that cost a dollar, they're are so hard they hit like concrete

Use Bakya sweetheart. Its made of wood. And hurts like a btch

You can use my moms slipper. Good Material for hitting

that'll hit open his skull at once

ofc we have more than one options here. Asian household is full of handy weapons

nope imma hit him with the one that's totally worn out

Yas, yas, yaaaas! That’s how you do it right!!!!