haha omg--that's how it goes, tho

ahaha nothing works out for this poor dumbass...
"Fuck, who did I fight last night? I spit on somebody... oh shit, he's my new roommate END ME"
I like where this is going

AAAAND another brunet shows up, looks like a real jerk, things keep getting better? Where is this neighborhood where all the hot guys live in the same building and all go to the same bar every night. Because I wanna go there rn

Ohhhh that shitty feeling when you kept the ring and left all the sex toys behind. Don't worry, after your third divorce you'll start prioritizing better, trust me

Yikes, dude, Kihoon HATES you, with good reason. That means you two will definitely get married for sure. But oh, the awkwardness of explaining to him that he is now CURSED, because you thought he was your lame ex and stuck your drunk tongue down his throat. How are you going to get out of this one, my guy??

Tag yourself, I'm the best friend, totally-not-on-purpose stumbling into two of my hot roommates entwined together against a wall in the underground parking lot: "OMG I am SO SORRY am I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING??? ... don't mind me, just pretend I'm not here." ... ... ... "Unless you want me to join in?"

How many people live in this apartment? Jesus. Calling it now, at least one of them is a vampire who lives in the supply closet monitoring everybody else on CCTV 24/7. I mean, that's what I'd do. Come on. Who could resist.

Only five chapters in and we've got an admirable harem going! Let's see, there's the cheating-yet-heartbroken ex who offers domestic stability at a price, the yandere lover from yesteryear who hasn't stopped lighting up your phone since you wandered back into stalking range, the ever-smiling cutie-pants instigator with whom you could explore your switch instincts, and the gloomy-looking Mr. Darcy type who aloofs you with a vengeance but who will probably wind up being the most sincere out of the bunch and/or your forever husband. Exccccellent

SHIT
INSTANT DRAMA, JUST ADD REDHEAD
added points for public dumbassery + haterade = closeted jealousy

Now we're at the police station?? I'm with Woojin, this is really fucking funny. Then they go home to their apartment--the place must reek of testosterone and desperate longing--and it's a huge mess. Who did that?? Must have been the vampire roommate we never see. These dudes need a chore wheel, STAT

"I'm moving out as of five minutes ago, never call me again,"
"GASP?? BUT WHY??? We're all so good looking"
And apartments in this area are either ridiculously cheap or crazy expensive, IDK, they are defeating my currency conversion no jutsu

What, another hot guy?? Dark haired--you can never have too many of those--and... he's a wallet sniffer? Yikes. He's acquainted with Seohyun because OF COURSE he is. Will he be yet another guest at the Apartment of Unresolved Sexual Tension? How many rooms does that place have, anyway? How many does it NEED

What the hell is Kihoon's DEAL? I mean, just 'cause everybody in the house plays musical beds with each other all the time like their sheets are on fire and the house rules say you can't fuck the same person twice in a row doesn't mean anybody needs to get an ATTITUDE, amirite?? Fellas??? FELLAS AM I RIGHT

Now Kihoon is drunkenly bawling his eyes out in an alley, severely trying Haegyun's patience while all the boring neighbors yell at them. Can you imagine living next door to the Hot Boy Drama House? CAN YOU?? It would be non-stop crying, fucking, and furniture throwing all night every night. Honestly? I'd be down.